"Selfless," the 5th episode of Season 7, featured many flashbacks relating to Anya and her past as a vengeance demon. One of the flashbacks took place in 2001 in Sunnydale... and it just happened to be at the time the town was under the spell of Sweet. So we were treated to not only a reprise (though in truth, it's a prequel) of "The Mustard" featuring the Mustard Man (David Fury) and the Parking Ticket Woman (Marti Noxon), but a brand new song from Anya (Emma Caulfield), titled "I'm the Mrs." Below are links to each song's lyrics. Enjoy!

* These lyrics were compiled by Anna. Please don't steal or we'll be forced to send our cats after you.
* Think we got something wrong? Tell us and we'll check it out.