I'm just lately Anya
Not very much to the world, I know
All these years with nothing to show

I've boned a troll
I've wreaked some wrath
But on the whole
I've had no path
I like to bowl
I'm good with math
But who am I?
Now I reply
That...

I'm the Mrs
I will be his Mrs
Mrs Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins...
Harris

What's the point of loving?
I mean except for the sweaty part
What's the point of losing
Your heart?

Maybe if you're lucky
Being a pair makes you twice as tall
Maybe you're not losing at all

No need to cover up my heart
Plus see above, re: sweaty part
So maybe love is pretty smart
Then so am I
I found my guy

And I'll be Mrs
I will be his Mrs
Mrs. Anya Lame-Ass Made-up Maiden Name...
Harris

We'll never part
Not if we can
And if we start
Then here's my plan
I'll show him what bliss is
Welcome him with kisses
'Cause this is a Mrs. who misses
Her man

He's my Xander and he's awfully swell
It makes financial sense as well
Although he can be - I'll never tell
Just stand aside
Here comes the bride

I'll be Mrs
I will be his Mrs
I will be...